The Heide Show

28 Apr

April 25th After Show

That’s right, kiddies! Bonus for YOU.

Good ol’ drunken aftershow nonsense. Brought to you as a special gift. You can keep it in your pocket.

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28 Apr

13: Story Time With Heide!

Heide returns from Ohio with stories!
Corey in studio.

Featured on this episode:
Corey’s new whistle; we need a new intro; Bea Arthur dies; communication breakdown; the return of angry Heide; Heide’s boobs hurt rul rul bad; Heide’s ‘roid rage; infant attends Wilco concert; voicemails; Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap; Corey’s hurt feelings; chatroom race war; Emo Tony B is prejudiced against everyone; The Duder Show.

Call 631-576-4774 with your suggestions for our new intro.

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16 Apr

12: The Heider and Duder Show


Corey back in studio as eye-candy for this installment of The Heide Show.

Topics include: Iron Mule Comedy Film Festival recap; Heide lies about plans to “show”; Obama Fried Chicken; Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap; voicemail; woman marries Eiffel Tower.

After that, the show basically degenerates into white russian drunkenness, without a proper ending.

Podcast to cut to.

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30 Mar

11: This Is An Amateur Show

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Just in case there was any question of my professionalism. Don’t be confused. I am an amateur. Episode..12, is it? mm.

Solo Heide show cause she kicked Corey out of the studio for shitting on the couch.

Heide babbles about: Earth Hour; safe cig; Obama thinks internet users are predominantly stoners; retarded fight club; Heide’s dream; NBC Titty article; Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap; Ashley Judd in-her-day; Emo Poetry Corner; Heide’s childhood Little House on the Prairie daydream; Highway to Heaven, Quantum Leap, and Journeyman; death bed confession; Heather, the girl with arms; how gay is Heide?; GPS leads man to cliff edge; 911 call from bitten man; Shamwow guy likes straight sex.

This show may cause anal leakage.

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25 Mar

10: Heide Screws Up Again

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So the first hour and a half of the show didn’t get recorded, and the rest of it, which you see here, has some audio issues. It’s a learning process.
Heide welcomes Corey back to the studio.
Topics covered include but are not limited to:
CSB bankrupt, NY’s bedbug infestation, bestiality, stone-throwing chimp, Howie Mandell, shape-shifting Nigerian, Indian frog wedding, Spank the Monkey, Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap, Daniel Johnston, Watchmen, Malin Akerman, genital wax ban, Z morning zoo, Corey orates on the future of radio.

Also, check out www.livevideo.com/liveshow/heideshow for video clips from the show!

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09 Mar

9: It’s the Heide and Corey Show!

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Episode 10 of The Heide Show features Corey (wookietv) in studio with his inhaler on whore mic.
Topics: Heide is an internet jerk, Iron Mule Comedy Film Festival in NYC, Corey’s quest for affordable salvia, cat in a bong, ANTM recap, world’s longest fingernails, Corey’s Dollar Store Seizure, WPIX News at 10, Chimp attack victim update, Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap, McNugget 911, Emo Poetry Corner, M.I.A.’s baby is not Ickett, Octomom 911 call, and to top it all off…the kids smoke salvia on the show.

Hang in, we’ll get you there.

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03 Mar

8: The Happy Heide Gin Show

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Episode 9 went smashingly well, if I do say so. Mwah ha.
Topics include but are not limited to: Oscar reviews, sweaty armpits, emails, Obama remix, bulletproof weave, Emo Poetry Corner, voicemails, Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap, Octo-mom porn, and Tanya Harding’s HBO Real Sports interview.

Gin slurpin hilarity! DOWNLOAD NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

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24 Feb

7: The Fever and Headache Show

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Episode 8 of The Heide Show!

Heide reads email, Chimp attack and NY Post editorial comic, Heide disses podcasters, Mr. Deej’s 24 Recap, Emo Poetry Corner, Alfie the 13 year old dad, drunk driver pisses himself, Rape Story Corner, Heide hates Comics Unleashed and thinks Letterman is dying of lung cancer, Dr. Phil shocked at people’s hatred for octo-mom, Carson Daly - “back in the day.”

Listen to Heide huff and puff. She also sings to you.

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15 Feb

6: EFF THIS SHOW!

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This is actually episode 7. Episode 6 will be posted later with a disclaimer and will heretofore be referred to as “The Static Show.”

This Heide Show features talk about The Brown Bunny, Joachin Phoenix on Letterman, voicemails, 24 recap, movie remakes, Emo Poetry Corner, Heide’s drug poems, David the Dentist Kid/Christian Bale mashup, annoying Survivor reject Carolina, favorite Ween songs, road test stories, and whore single moms.

Heide rants, she rambles, she mutters incoherently.

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04 Feb

5: Nineties Clothing Fads Were Just Plain Wrong

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Episode 5 of The Heide Show began, again, with technical issues but we worked through that stuff, yo.
Topics include, but are not limited to;
BROWSER CHAT! Heide’s insomnia, the redundancy of the official website, plugging friends’ shows…FUN! Heide stinks at live interviews, run-in with Renee Zellweger, Heide’s NOT a Nazi, octuplet nonsense, voicemails, 24 recap, Heide’s top five current and top five all-time favorite tv shows, movie reviews: Jade and Reign Over Me, look back at the blue jeans of the nineties, Champion sweatshirts, and old school WWF.

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